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Lordly loo.  I adore this!  OK, I really don’t need three umbrellas, but to be fair, this is a parsol.  And I must have it.  Can I get away with claiming it is for the wedding?

Lordly loo.  I adore this!  OK, I really don’t need three umbrellas, but to be fair, this is a parsol.  And I must have it.  Can I get away with claiming it is for the wedding?